10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."