10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.