10 Random Poker Quotes

• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Poker is for loners.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!