10 Random Poker Quotes

• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer