10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.