10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.