10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.