10 Random Poker Quotes

• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Fold and live to fold again
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.