10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- It's Free To Fold...
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."