10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.