10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim