10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...