10 Random Poker Quotes

• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.