10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."