10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Welcome to kicker school
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.