10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers