10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Fish don't eat Nutz!