10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.