10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com