10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss