10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson