10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Poker is for loners.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it