10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.