10 Random Poker Quotes
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- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Welcome to kicker school
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak