10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.