10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!