10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
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- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow