10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- It's Free To Fold...
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS