10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "No river, no fish."
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.