10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.