10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."