10 Random Poker Quotes

• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.