10 Random Poker Quotes

• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!