10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts