10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob