10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"