10 Random Poker Quotes

• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim