10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown