10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Fold and live to fold again
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."