10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.