10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Poker is for loners.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--