10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear