10 Random Poker Quotes

• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003