10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- in the poker game of life women are the rake