10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Fook the floosh droo!