10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is for loners.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.