10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• im going to 2 out you to death
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Fold and live to fold again
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier