10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Fold and live to fold again
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio