10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "No river, no fish."
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A