10 Random Poker Quotes

• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-